Deep in the jungle one day, a gorilla is walking around, just surveying things. Along the way, he spots a lion walking out in front, spitting occasionally. A bit later the gorilla notices that the lion is following an elephant's tracks.
The gorilla, never having watched a lion hunt before, decides to follow along, and wondering what the spitting is about. He figures it's to enhance the lions sense of smell, to better follow the track. Anyway, a few minutes later, the lion comes upon a huge pile of elephant dung. Without hesitation, the lion eats the dung, smacking his lips.
The gorilla is completely dumbfounded - what is going on here! He continues to follow the lion, and a bit later, the lion again stops at a pile of elephant dung, and eats the entire pile! The gorilla is mortified! He can't understand what is going on. He continues to follow, and within 10 minutes, another pile of elephant dung is discovered by the lion, who immediately gulps it down.
By this time, the gorilla is completely at his wits end. He runs up to the lion, grabs the lion by his mane, and says, "What's wrong with you!!! Here you are, the king of beasts, and I've seen you stoop to eat elephant dung 3 times!!! This is not giving the rest of the jungle animals a good impression of you, and it's certainly going to affect young lions growing up. What's your problem?!"
The lion looks at the gorilla and says, "I had a lawyer for lunch, and ever since, I've been trying to get the bad taste out of my mouth".
A hiker is hiking in the mountains, turns a corner on the trail, and comes face to face with a grizzly bear. HUGE bear! The hiker turns and runs back down the mountain, all the while hearing the bear get closer and closer.
Soon, the hiker feels the hot breath of the bear on the back of his neck. Finally exhausted, the hiker throws himself on the ground and prays, "Oh Lord, please let this be a Christian bear".
The hiker lays there, nothing happens. Waits a bit more, nothing happens. After a bit more time, the hiker hears some growling mumbles. Finally, the hiker raises his eyes, there to see the bear sitting on it's haunches with his front paws together, and eyes closed. And he hears the bear praying, "Oh Lord, thank you for this food we're about to eat".
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